maculategiraffe:

me @ any sort of Discourse

ALT

yamada-ryo:

Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND
DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

foreversaba:

art-of-mathematics:

If you know you know.

… Extrapolating from incomplete data be like…

This reply deserves to be in its own reblog lmao

transmutationisms:

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i’ll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

losingmymindtonight:

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

mrscancelled-1:

xpyray:

Wish you were here

akihatohnoofficial:

reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that

falconiforme:

willowcrowned:

love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option

stargoyle:

“This person has a secret onlyfans!” “This artist does NSFW commissions!” “This author writes porn on the side!” I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

angelboybreakdowns:

i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh